Rastafarian Interview

Historian was interviewing a Rastafarian. The interview went like this:

Historian: It is said that 98% of Jamaican men suck pum pum.

Rastafarian: Yow boss, yuh si me? Me pure. Mi nuh eat meat an' mi nuheat flesh!!!
Mi cum from Lords of Lords, Kings of Kings, to di most high,

JAH RASTAFARI!!!

I an' I nuh duh dem tings deh. Zeeeen.

Historian: It is said that the other 2% are batty men.

Rastafarian: Squeeze mi back inna di 98%

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